5 seconds, to be more correct!

Hey you fucking faggot!!! You still having your gay magazines and your "Triple Ripple Butt Plugs" delivered to your station! You fucking dickhead! Grow a set of balls and quit hiding behind your badge you fucking pussy! By the way, I heard you've now placed your own personal swingers ad, ALONG WITH YOUR FACE PICTURE AND YOUR WORK NUMBER, in one of the S. Florida gay personal ads section so I would guess that you'll soon be getting lots of calls at the office from other queers looking to score a date with you. Enjoy!

Wow dude, you should have just accepeted her as a friend on FaceBook! Was it really worth all this?

OMG, Ian! Dude that was hilarious! Please stay away from my Dacshund...he already has a bad back! Shannon owns you bro....game over!

I went to the Academy with him soâ?¦.. I may have some stories.

That Ian is a hunk. I can remember when I couldn't tell if it was his face or if his butt grew teeth. Is he still in BSO Parking Enforcement?

When Sklar was a Fort Lauderdale Police Department Law Enforcement Trainee he hid on the floor board of Officer Porio's cruiser during a high speed chase. See if Sklar will take a polygraph and deny this. I am sure he is much tougher now though.

Ian, why were you called "week 10" of FTO again? Something about riding K9? I mean riding WITH K9

Hey IAN! WOW....nice pics! I am lovin the new look! Lets go to the mall sometime with the kids...Then we can hit the beach!!!

this page is freakin hysterical!! Sorry Ian....